Presented by <PetMe>
VENUE LOCATION
Lavender Beds
Ward 3 | Plot 36
OPENING HOURS
Every other wednesday
8 PM AEST - 12 AM AEST
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AFFILIATES
Cool places you should check out
SERVICES
shit you can buy with gil i guess
THE <PETME> SPECIAL
Wanna embarrass someone who hates attention or just wanna get touched a bunch by cuties? Find Sir Lamalot and let him know!
The Sneak Attack: 100k Gil. Everyone sneaks up on you or your victim for lots of pets.
The Frontal Assault: 250k Gil. Everyone runs up and pets you or your victim. You get a special shout!
The Ultimate Pat: 500k Gil. Everyone runs up and pets you or your victim. You get a special shout! You or your victim receive a special colibri pink <PetMe> uniform!
GPOSES by REVERIE
Lookin' hot as fuck? I'll make you look even better! Pay what you want, vanilla or modded. I'll even touch em up in photoshop if I'm feelin' like it if I'm not too busy.check out my shit! or else!
GAMBA PROVIDED BY LIA
Hi there I am the gorgeous Lady Luck. Come see me at my table for some games and you may just get lucky.
TAROT BY ARCADIA
Dare you deign to tempt Fate? Pray, lend me your hand. Together we shall scry the Starry Sky together, and reveal unto you a trove of truths untold.
VENUE RENTAL
Think our place is cool as hell and wanna rent it out for an event or whatever? Message Sir Llamalot on Discord (sirlamalot) to get it sorted!
Unavailable when we're open, obviously. Don't even ask.Rental of the club is 1mil gil per hour
STAFF
DEATH GRIP
Owner | Leader of <PetMe> | He/Him
"Meowdy Pawtner"
PYRO DEATHSHADOW
Co-Manager | Bartender | They/Them
"do not set yourself on fire, leave it to the professional."
are they really staff if we have to force them to take gil?
YAMETE KUDASAI
Security | Panty Thief | He/Him
"down where its wetter is down where its better take it from me"
CHARA CASTOR
Security
XENIA CASTOR
Greeter | She/Her
"to me drinking responsibly means don't spill it."
SYNFUL KITTY
Photographer | She/Her
"I don't bite... unless asked."
REVERIE ZORDAE
Photographer | Dancer | She/Her
"I'm wholesome & pure"
MINA VALENTINA
Dancer | She/Her
"cuckbuckets and nuggets"
ARCADIA VITAE
Tarot Reader | He/They
LIACHEN THROPE
Casino Dealer
DEJA VUU
Temp Bartender | She/Her
MENU
All drinks are free. You're welcome.
DEATH DRIP
This red wine and double brandy shot sangria cocktail is fruity, sweet, dry, lush, smooth, with a hint of mint and floral notes to blackout to.
NO DRAMA LLAMA
Some things are just better simple, so if you want no Drama, try the No Drama Llama. A neat triple aged whisky from Ishgard, served on the rocks.
QWEEN OF GASOLINE
Got a liver of Iron? The Qween of Gasoline can provide you the dopamine hit you need with a Flaming shot of Absinthe.
THE BITTER END
Drown your angst in this house favourite blend of gunpowder rum, ginger ale and a splash of bitters to bring about your Bitter End.
CHAI MOKA LATTE
Raiding? Get the energy hit you need with a classic espresso made with the finest roasted coffee beans around.
BAR BUYOUT - 1 MIL PER HOUR
All drinks are free, but if you want a cool shout and to support us, feel free to "Buy Out" the bar!Talk to Pyro about it! They'll hook you up.